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Rigsby Alan Moore
Posts : 164 Join date : 2008-12-30
| Subject: The best rising damp quotes Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:17 am | |
| List all the best rising damp quotes here: my favourites are: 'nonsense Miss Jones, you have an hour-glass figure', 'well i cant help wishing i had a bit more sand'. And 'I have no intention of giving way to it, extinguish your stick!' and of course Rigsby's trademark: 'Myyyyyyyyyyy God!' all classics | |
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boglemcneep Maud
Posts : 4 Join date : 2008-12-31
| Subject: Re: The best rising damp quotes Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:21 am | |
| Oh, Mr Rigsby! - Oooooh, Miss Jones! | |
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Walter Pigeon Maud
Posts : 14 Join date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: The best rising damp quotes Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:05 am | |
| 'Your a women of great refinement Miss Jones'. - Rigsby to Miss Jones 'I'm not well, I have all these pent up emotions' - Alan to his posh girlfriend. | |
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Brandy Maud
Posts : 8 Join date : 2009-01-02
| Subject: Re: The best rising damp quotes Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:26 am | |
| My favourite:
Rigsby is complaining to Alan about his scruffy appearance:
"You've been here six months and the name is still on your soap." | |
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Spooner Maud
Posts : 8 Join date : 2009-02-13
| Subject: Re: The best rising damp quotes Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:25 am | |
| When the bailiffs have come to repossess Rigsby's furniture and he begs them to depart because he's expecting Brenda to come down...
Flint: "And you were hoping to...?" Rigsby: "With a bit of luck, yes." Flint: "Well not on our springs, you won't."
And when he's berating Alan about the permissive society:
Rigsby: "We never had the pill in my day, you know. We had to make do with a glass of water." Alan: "What, before or after?" Rigsby: "No, instead of." | |
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bluejon Maud
Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-01-01
| Subject: Re: The best rising damp quotes Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:16 am | |
| One of my favs is when Rigsby's talking to Alan about football, "in my day,if you scored all you got was a firm handshake,now you get coverd in love bites!" | |
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Rigsby Alan Moore
Posts : 164 Join date : 2008-12-30
| Subject: Re: The best rising damp quotes Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:07 pm | |
| heard a great one in 'rooksby' yesterday. ruth in phils room. she finds a skeleton and screams. rigsby bursts in and shouts to philip, 'now then monoloulou, what's your little game?' | |
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seymour Maud
Posts : 4 Join date : 2009-08-20
| Subject: Re: The best rising damp quotes Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:48 am | |
| Ruth:I didn't know you played tennis Mr Rigsby. RR: Ooh I was never off the courts before me strings went. Classic. | |
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seymour Maud
Posts : 4 Join date : 2009-08-20
| Subject: Re: The best rising damp quotes Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:54 am | |
| Rigsby catches Alan coming in late one night: RR: And where have you been? AM: As a matter of fact I have been to see Dr Zhivago. RR: Mmm what did he say? As with most comic genius, the line itself is not that funny, but when delivered by Rigsby its magnificent. | |
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